So this is the final itinery:
- Sunday, March 24th: Depart London for Mumbai (formerly Bombay)
- Head down to Goa for a week of chill-axing.
- Monday, March 31st: Fly from Mumbai to Hong Kong
- Travel up through China via road, rail and possibly donkey for three weeks.
- Tuesday, April 22nd: Fly from Beijing to Bangkok (with a brief stop-over in Hong Kong)
- Have a wander around Vietnam, Cambodia, & Laos for a bit, then travel south down through Thailand onto Singapore.
- Saturday, May 17th: Fly from Singapore to Bali.
- Muck about on the beaches of Bali for a week.
- Saturday, May 24th: Fly from Bali to Perth
- Sunday, May 25th: Fly from Perth to Alice Springs
- Wander round the big red rock for a few days.
- Thursday, May 29th: Fly from Ayers Rock to Cairns
- Drunkenly stumble down the east coast of Australia for three and a half weeks.
- Monday, June 23rd: Fly from Sydney to Christchurch
- Explore New Zealand for two weeks, and remark at how it rains as much as it does back home. Possibly escape to Fiji for a few days to dry out in the middle.
- Monday, July 7th: Fly from Auckland to Santiago (Chile)
- Meander up through South America for three and a half weeks.
- Friday, August 1st: Fly from Lima to Buenos Aires
- Travel up through Argentina, Uruguay and into Brazil.
- Wednesday, September 3rd: Fly from Rio De Janeiro back to London
- Sell soul back to Investment Bank for ~30 years.